Stage6, death is a natural cycle. Like roadkill.

I honestly don't know where to begin with this. I was pwning some noobs at Battlefield 2 and all of a sudden my phone is ringing non-stop. Mind you it's in the wee hour of the night and I don't like being disturbed while flying my F-22 on Sharqi Peninsula. (That was a trick statement for all you Battlefield 2 wanna-be's out there.)

Anyways, one of my worker bees informs me that Stage6 just got hacked. 

"DUBAU TEE EF!?" I said.

Apparently some Acid Burn thought it would be a good idea to take down the greatest site on the internet. Well I got news for you and your hacker friends...

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

I hope you're proud of yourselves. If you happen to know the douche that hacked my baby, break his fingers for me would ya plz k thanks.

 

Some things really piss me off..

So Fake Steve Jobs is being sued by...yep you guessed it, Apple. Man, I'm witty.

Anyways, people like this piss me off. If you're going to step up to the plate and impersonate someone, do somebody cooler than Steve Jobs.

Like me.

Wow..

I am one lazy blogger.

Damn I'm Good.

Folks, the DivX Connected device is now available for our friends across the pond. You can take your old, crappy media hub and give it to your poor neighbor down the street. Chances are they will be forever envious of your new toy, but stay the course and rub it in their face.

All your codecs are belong to us

Give me an H. Give me a dot. Give me a 2. Give me a 6. Give me a 4.

What's that spell?

It spells, "hey Doom9 crowd, you can shut the Hell up now."

Kevin awaaaaay!

Have you heard of Apple TV?

It’s a device Apple released some time not to long ago that allows you to stream your videos, music, pictures to your TV from your Mac or PC. Neat! Wait, I almost forgot...it doesn’t do much besides that. In fact, I haven't heard the words, "Apple TV" from Jobs' mouth since he announced the damn thing. Apparently Apple is under the impression that a product must match the total sales of the iPod in order to be upgraded. Pooey.

I like to think of Apple TV as Apple’s hobby project. They made it, it works and that’s about it. Minus the fact they upgraded the hard drive, the device hasn’t seen any love on Apple’s part. If you want to consider You Tube love on Apple’s behalf, please go right ahead. However the next time you’re watching a video of a dog pooping on a baby, ask yourself if that’s what love truly is.

You have to admire the attempt, but when you’re already giving the consumer a remote to control the device -- you might as well give them full control and allow them to develop their own apps to share with the world. Besides, it’s not like they won’t hack it anyways.

This Whole DivX, PS3, 360...Thing

Friends, hackers, country men -- The day has finally arrived. In case you some how missed it DivX is coming to a Playstation 3 near you.

This might be the most important feature for the Playstation 3 to date. Screw the Blu-Ray, games, online features, that "Home" thing and whatever else comes prepackaged in that sleek black box. You can watch frickin' DivX videos now!

Actually I take that back..this is the greatest feature added to anything in the world. So I thought I'd address some of those nasty comments I've come across on the interwebs.

Via Kotaku:

"Oh man! My days of converting files is over!"

Listen now and listen well. Every. video. you. have. should. already. be. DivX. Anything else is crap.

Via Engadget:

"what about xvid?"

What about a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence?

Also via Engadget:

"h.264 and AAC is the combo of choice here... i see little point to DivX support."

Riiiiight and who are you? Do you have a certified document stating your knowledge of digital video? Why don't you tell that to the one trillion (approximate number) people using our format for a high quality digital video experience. Ass.

So what about that Microsoft Xbox. Yeah, how bout that? Not even I know what DivX is planning and I'm the CEO! That's how top secret we are, take that Apple.

Kevin Hell awaaaaay!